Q1. How do you stop a Pakistani tank?
A. Shoot the men who are pushing it.
Q2. How do you disable Pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band.
Q3. Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes?
A. Neither has Pakistan.
Q4. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention?
A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
Q5. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q6. Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
A. The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
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